SpitFire Rising

 

Right, miserable moaning git time. This hasnt happend for a long time, but tonight/this morning im making an exception. Let me talk about a pointless trip to Derby, no fairytale ending here, no silver lining, just plain old fashioned garbage. A tale of woe and dispair and a call to those robbing bastards out there, you know who you are. Okay, before i go on a few names have been changed and shop names altered so i cant be sued and all that crap.

 

So, its wednesday morning.......the sky is grey and rain is more than likely, this is fecking britain afterall, is it too much to ask for some bloody sunshine once in a while, oh i forgot we get that when im at school!!.........Me and my brother decide on a trip to derby, we go with £30 and two xbox 360 games to trade, to purchase a wireless network adapter as for some reason a wired approach for xbox live doesnt work and im far to annoyed with it to go into detail about why it doesnt work, but if networks werent such bitches i wouldnt be writing this, but i would like to say that the makers of the gateway are usless cocks whose help i value so highly that is they ever suggest to me again what i have already tried at least 5 times then i will enquire as to how such reprabates managed to get a job in the first place. I knew the adapter would be about £50, but i thought, as did my bro, that the games would make at least £25. Well never before have i been so wrong!!!!

 

We visited two shops, the first..... Small Turdly Game Shop With Big Pink Lettering, the staff as always were wonderfully charming and provided an exceptional service. Of course thats bollocks, but what they did do was attempt to rob us of everything. Trading in the two xbox games would get us £25, the adapter was £60, so overall a fiver short. Ahh well nevermind, maybe a different shop will give us a better deal.

 

Shop Number 2, i think number 2 sums it up quite well, this one know as...Slightly Smaller Home Of Bearded Blokes Which Craftliy Has Borrowed Part Of Shop Ones Name And Added Another Word So It Isnt Breaking Copyright...also know as AmusmentLocation. So the adapter was the same price and for the games they were gonna give us £24......what the fuck, what is this shite. So, for one xbox 360 game they were going to give us £6, brand new they were selling that game at £50. That to me is just wrong, fecking daylight robbery again, add to this that second hand they were selling the one copy they had at £27.

 

Now, please complain if this is an unjust rant. To me they should stop robbing me blind and they will not be gettin my custom from now on. They can take their shitty shops and piss off.

 

I am sorry for the excesive swearing, if this has offended you..........well shitdamnhellfuck

 

Meanwhile...............After strolling out AmusmentLocation thoroughly annoyed the heavens opened, no coat, no bag for our two xbox games, no hope.....
As for my bro, he had reached the crater of despair, the weather summed up his recent troubles and it was summed by saying that he was being pissed on from a great height, the world and his wife were up there slashing away and attempting to drown him in his growing sorrows. So for the rest of the day i had to endure his constant ranting.....never a good thing.

 

So having to walk through Derby in foul weather condtions with a face of misery, nothing to look forward to and the knowledge that playing xbox live must wait at least another week it was terribke for my bro, me however, yeah i have something to look forward to. But the car journey home was a silent affair, nothing but the promise of a warm home to keep us sane.

 

There you go, a waste of a day and you know what, dont i feel great about it. Nothing achieved, but importantly nothing lost, maybe just the respect these shops once had.